The Fonz pants
There is a man at work, Alex Wellman, a senior reporter, who made everyone in the office feel his pants today.
This is because once he was on the same bus as Henry Winkler (or, at least, I assume Henry Winkler, since he said “The Fonz”). As soon as Winkler got up, Wellman sat down in his spot.
He hasn’t washed his pants since, allegedly.
Now he just says “Eyyy” a lot gives us the double-thumbs up.
